Meet Sheriff Craig Pee Pee, the fearless leader of Dooly County's most profitable roadside racket! Renowned statewide for his uncanny talent for spotting imaginary traffic violations, Sheriff Pee Pee bravely ensures that no rental car or out-of-state license plate escapes his vigilant gaze on I-75. With ticket pad in hand and radar gun aimed at thin air, he's perfected the art of "probable cause roulette," turning innocent motorists into unwilling donors to the county's unofficial slush fund. Remember: In Sheriff Pee Pee's Dooly County, the only thing faster than his cruiser lights flashing is your money disappearing into the coffers of justice—one baseless stop at a time!
CHECK OUT CORRUPT JUDGE BOWEN, SHERIFF PEEPE AND PROSECUTOR LAND ENJOYING A SUCKER BELOW!!! GOTTA HAVE A REWARD AFTER ALL THE CORRUPTION AND INJUSTICE!